BULLETIN - AT 9:22 P.M. ET:  All right, I know it's Saturday night, but drop everything.  Wrap the pizza, freeze it, get out of the house.  Bring your children if you can.  If you can't, those are the breaks.  But get out now!!  We've received the final warning:

WASHINGTON — If the Senate doesn't pass a bill to cut global warming, Democratic Sen. Barbara Boxer says, there will be dire results: droughts, floods, fires, loss of species, damage to agriculture, worsening air pollution and more.

COMMENT:  Coward.  What she doesn't tell you, because she hasn't got the GUTS, is that, without this bill, hot-fudge sundaes will melt before you get to that little smidge of fudge they always put at the very bottom, just under the vanilla ice cream.  I guess she didn't want to break our hearts.

But you see the handwriting.  Unless Barbara gets her way, you're doomed.  Not her.  Just you.

July 11, 2009